The Russians Have Done it Again!

It has been awhile since my last post....and as I keep saying I will try to post on a regular basis, life just won't let me...so fuck it....I'll do it when I can.



I came across this website while looking for something else, and it ranks right up there with Urine therapy. Its a method for Penis enlargement called "Andro-Penis". It uses a method based on the principle of "lengthening" as in the necks of the women of the Paduang tribe of Burma. It uses this device that incrementally stretches the penis over time to give it increased length and girth (it says it averages about 5 cm in length, which is approximately 2 inches, and 1 cm in girth, which is about a half an inch). It also claims a 97.5% success rate. Of course, the one thing it lacks are before and after pictures....just diagrams......hmmmmm....




The cost is 8000 rubles, which is about $300 US. Not bad for a ring of plastic, some springs and extenders. You can wear it under your clothes, and expand while you work! I think this is just a brilliant device. Between this and urine therapy, one cannot fail!!!

So, once again, I try to bring you the latest and greatest in medical advancement and therapies!!! Enjoy!

The Quest for the perfect Jager drink!

As most of my friends know, I am a big fan of Jagermeister. That black velvety goodness that tastes so good going down, and gives so much back in return, has never let me down. However, lately, I have had a desire to expand my Jager experience. I've done Jager Bombs (Jager + Redbull), mixed Jager shots (i.e., Jager and Goldschlager, otherwise known as a Screaming Nazi), and Jager with other shots. But my new quest is to find the perfect Jagermeister cocktail. This might take some time, and quite a bit of experimentation, but I am confident that my quest will be a successful one. If Dr. Tiki and the crew can find something to mix with Ouzo (I refer you to Tiki Bar TV episode #18, Greeki Tiki), then I am sure Jagermeister can be complemented with other ingredients. I will employ the mixing powers of everyone on the planet I can, even having reached out to Johnny Johnny to use his enormous bartending powers in creating the perfect Jager cocktail.

I will keep a log of my quest, and publish my findings in future posts. Wish me luck...at the very least, I am in for some very drunken times....

Damned time change

This time change has already affected me!! How come no one tells the dogs that a time change has occurred? My two dogs, whom already were getting up at 4:30 am to go for their morning "business", are now getting up at 3:30 am!!! My damned Yorkie insists on jumping on the bed, licking my face until I wake up, and then, once she gets a little loving, goes back to sleep....I'm WIDE awake, and the little bitch is fast asleep next to me. And God forbid I move....oy....all hell breaks loose! So now I am walking around like a zombie, because I have gotten a total of about 2 hours sleep, and am pouring coffee into me like water, pissing like a racehorse on steroids, and still not any more awake....its going to be a LONG day....

Lesson of the day.....go to bed earlier!!!! LOL...

I suck!!!

Man, do I suck!!! Every time I say I am going to keep up with this stuff, I always go ahead and let things like work get in the way and use that as an excuse as to why I have been SO lackadaisical with my blogging. In the end, I have no real excuse....so, I thought I'd write something, no matter how crappy, just to say I did something!!!

Now I'm off to play some ball while the weather is nice, and I can still get some outdoor basketball in!!!

More tomorrow!!!

The Return to the Blog

Yes...I have been woefully neglectful of this little blog of mine. Is it a big deal? Obviously not....this is mainly for me anyway, right? If someone reads this and enjoys it, awesome!!! If not...well, thats ok, too! But its a sad state of affairs when I let other things in my life overwhelm me even to the point where I don't take 2 minutes every now and again to write down some of my thoughts, and do something for myself, and do something I enjoy.

So, once again, I PLAN on writing more often...maybe even hit on an entertaining thought or two that might be interesting, or maybe just feel better about sharing some happy thought or crappy ones too....With that being said, I will start to write more, mainly because it helps me and my mindset....

Exercise over drinking?

I have been extremely busy at work lately, and have barely had time to pee, let alone keep up with this blog, and other various extracurricular activities...I have even thought about catheterizing myself during working hours so I don't have to waste time by going to the bathroom during the day.....

Lately, I have had this God-awful trend of choosing basketball and sports over...GASP!....drinking! Yes...its true...very true! Don't know whats causing this latest folly in my life...maybe relieving the stress of the long hours at work, the increasing pressure works bring as I accumulate more responsibility....the few pounds I have put on for various reasons....whatever combination of reasons, I find myself now playing basketball again deep into the nite, several nites a week, and coming home too tired and sore to do anything else but shower, rehydrate and sleep......of course, there are several benefits to this recent practice:

1. The waistline is whipping back into shape nicely
2. The blood pressure is wonderfully healthy
3. I don't feel like kicking anyone's ass at work
4. My bank book is a little fatter (not spending all those bucks on booze)
5. My liver is beginning to regenerate

Now, of course, never fear! I will continue to imbibe (How can anyone give up the dark goodness of Jagermeister?)...but just not as often.....

It sucks being too busy....

Ugh....I looked at the last time I posted in this blog, and realized its been a while! It sucks when life is too busy....too much work...too many personal problems...trying to get back in proper physical shape (which one has gotten out of because of too much work....and now spending more time getting back INTO shape...), dealing with family, studying...writing...etc....

Because of that, I have decided to commit at least a few minutes daily to write into this space on the internet again. Its not that many read it...but its my own personal space and thoughts, and its important to me to say something....even if only I read it...with that being said, this is my post for today....it sucks, but its there!!!

Oh...and look hopefully for a new podcast done by my friends and I coming soon...called "Ask the drunken doctor".....should be fun with lots of very bad, drunken advice....